A catalogue of all the things I say to people that I think were particularly witty, awkward or hilarious in general.
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January 17 2013
"Right now it’s like a script question mark, but I want it to be more like a bold sans serif."
Me describing my own ass.
January 15 2013
"I COULD DIG THROUGH THE CRUST OF THE EARTH AND STRAIGHT THROUGH THE EARTH’S CORE AND ALL THE WAY TO CHINA AND THEN WHEN I GET THERE I’D BE ALL FUCK YOU CHINAMEN."
I don’t know what drives me to say 98% of what comes out of my mouth.
January 12 2013
January 1 2013
"If someone was to try and make love to me with their sweet voice, I would just let it happen."
December 17 2012
"You only like Mike’s ‘cause it’s fruity like your personality."
December 9 2012
"Are they even allowed to have instagram in Israel?"
November 27 2012
"I really want a tall, beefy boyfriend because I think it would be funny for other people to look at us standing together."